Hello everyone, I'm Wanda and I'm delighted to be this week's host On The Couch with Nellie, Wanda and Maya! We’re the brand ambassadors for Flat Out Footwear, and we get together weekly to talk about life, the universe and shoes of course! Also, we style an outfit with a pair of shoes from the Flat Out Footwear range.
Hi all, Nellie here - hope you've had a lovely week!
Hey there - I'm Maya, and it's great to be back :)
Ok, so just for you Nel, I've decided to talk about something orchid!
Do you mean awkward?
Indeed I do - please excuse my malapropism.
A malapropism is the unintentional and often hilarious use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one.
Oh yes right - like ‘I want to be effluent mum!’, ‘You are effluent Kimmy’ ha ha ;)
Ha yes, Kath and Kim were notorious for their malapropisms - which they practised with serial monotony.
Ok I'm onboard now - it's like the time Tony Abbott substituted "suppository" for "repository"!
Oh yes that was classic ha ha :) Well done Nellie :)
It's not rocket fuel!
You're on a pole ;)
While we're on the topic of Prime Ministers, they seem to be stuck in the revolting doors don't they.
Yes, it's a tough job being a civil serpent ;)
You could have knocked Peter Dutton over with a fender!
He's got his head between his tail :)
It will take time to restore chaos and order.
What are you incinerating?
It's created dysentery among the ranks.
They need to stop flamingo dancing on the merry-go-round!
We've gone off on a bit of a tandem ;)
Patience is a virgin!
Let's get back to brass roots and hand over to Nel to talk about those gorgeous floral shoes.
Oh Wanda I didn't realise how funny you are. I always think of you as the serious one!
You may have miscalculated me.
Ok, so this week I have again chosen from the 3D Printed Oxfords range - I can't get enough of that range. There are so many colors and designs to choose from, and they are fun and unique. This week I have gone with a Floral 3D Printed Oxford, with a gorgeous emerald green as the dominant color. I've teamed it with a watermelon dress for a splash of block color, and added a light denim jacket and a navy bag. I love color and pretty dresses, and I'd wear this outfit just about anywhere.
They are very pretty shoes Nel, and the green print with the solid watermelon work so well together.
I love how you pull together colorful outfits Nellie :)
Thank you ladies. With Spring just a few days away and the better weather and blossoming trees - these shoes seemed perfect!
Absolutely and on that note it's time to say goodbye for now. Remember the world is your lobster.
(Author’s note: the characters of Nellie, Wanda and Maya portrayed in this blog are fictitious - and have been created for the purpose of providing entertainment, and Flat Out Footwear product related information).